meet richard. tales tell of the day richard's great grandfather, horatio t. cocklewrench III, stowed away in the laundry compartment of the titanic by clinging to the interior of a dryer. he hoped to find fame and fortune in america. unfortunately, his vessel of choice plummeted into the icy depths of the atlantic. weeks later, horatio finally washed ashore on a small island just off the coast of iceland. it was here that he started his rotten shark meat empire.
This one is my favorite! LOL! :-D